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xxi; 06 december [06 Dec 2009|10:57pm]
PRIVATE.
Girlfr YES YES YES YES YES
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xx; 19 november [19 Nov 2009|06:31pm]
GRANGER!!!!
CYCLOPSTEIN!
WEASLETTE!
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xix; 08 november [08 Nov 2009|10:25am]
DAPHNE AND BLYTHE.
Did MAXIMUS actually sell his sister to that stupid Hufflepuff or was it a Saturday Evening Joke?
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xviii; 20 october [20 Oct 2009|09:30pm]
SLYTHERINS MINUS CRESSWELL.
As I am sure all of you have heard, the Involuntary Volunteering Programme is hosting a 'carnival' for us. This is probably an apology for the HOURS of hard labour they have forced us to ENDURE, but it does not even begin to combat the EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, in my opinion. I did not want to take part in this to begin with as I prefer not to associate myself with general idiocy, but Mother forc thought it would be a nice idea for us both to participate in planning.

As such, hopefully this event will have a sense of DECORUM that events like the Wizard Auction (not to name any specifics, of course) seemed to LACK. Any suggestions will of course be perfectly lovely, and I hope that this little fair will be a nice time for all of us, not just Scarface, Chipmunk, WEASEL + TWENTY OR HOWEVER MANY THERE ARE, Cyclopstein, and the Hufflepuff Cuddle Baking Company. DO let me know what you think!!!

Happy Tuesday!
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xvii; 16 october (which is a friday) [16 Oct 2009|05:24pm]
DRACO.
Today is Friday.
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xvi; 12 october [12 Oct 2009|09:44pm]
MILLICENT.
Hi.
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xv; 07 october [07 Oct 2009|05:03pm]
THEODORE.
I really AM very sorry, you know. It was a careless thing to say and I promise it won't happen again.
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xiv; 04 october [04 Oct 2009|08:20pm]
BLYTHE.
Who won what?? How did OPERATION CYCLOPSTEIN go?
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xiii; 30 september [30 Sep 2009|09:45pm]
Well, at least SHUTTING DOWN the Knight Bus finally removed a societal menace. Since no one that I know used it, anyway. Congratulations, Ministry!!!
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xii; 22 september [22 Sep 2009|05:52pm]
PRIVATE.
Well she didn't testify against me, so I suppose it's only fair to return the favour, even if I am still ANGRY about her BETRAYAL and ESPIONAGE. There isn't anything to SAY that they would care about anyw
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xi; 19 september [19 Sep 2009|08:29pm]
I'm certain that EVERYONE is entitled to their own opinions, but I PERSONALLY think that private information pertaining to people, (not to NAME NAMES, of course) should be warded to parties who ACTUALLY CARE.
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x; 16 september [16 Sep 2009|05:24pm]
ORSON.
Hello, Orson. I'm TERRIBLY sorry but I have to cancel because of something urgent. I really am sorry and I hope it doesn't mess up your evening too much.
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ix; 15 september [15 Sep 2009|04:19pm]
DRACO.
DRACO!
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viii; 13 september [13 Sep 2009|04:01pm]
BLYTHE.
My father has decided that I can have any PRESENT that I want because he feels AWFUL about this whole forced community service. In HIS day they did not put RESPECTABLE members of society on trial. ANYWAY, I have decided that I would like a dog or puppy - would you be willing to accompany me to Magical Menagerie after our involutary volunteering tomorrow?? We could also find things for your kneazle!!






Or we could get a PARROT.
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vii; 06 september [06 Sep 2009|04:14pm]
SUSAN BONES.
I had the most delicious little raspberry crème brûlée with a lemon madeleine on it. I hope YOUR EVENING was nice also!!!!
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vi; 05 september. [05 Sep 2009|07:00pm]
SLYTHERIN GIRLS.
Susan Bones. EXPOUND.
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v; 05 september. [05 Sep 2009|12:43pm]
DRACO.
Good morning!
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iv; 02 september. [02 Sep 2009|04:16pm]
SLYTHERINS PLUS HUFFLEROSIER.
SO it is Wednesday and Wednesday is boring. Therefore:

Let's play a game! Identify the following people. BONUS POINTS if you can give an interesting fact or anecdote about said people.

1. blah blah blah blah one eye blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah goodness let me continue some more blah blah blah blah blah parrot blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah look how intelligent I am with so many words blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

2. CUPCAKES! Fuzzy rabbits! BAKING TASTY MORSELS! Big smiles! HERBOLOGY! Hurray! Merlin, it's sunny and warm out.

3. NEWTS are dynamically important to one's future success in life. I love to study for my NEWTs, since it's the only thing I have left to do since my comb got lost in my hair! Oops! Oh well, back to NEWTs and collecting acorns for the fall.

4. [Insert variety of improper swearwords] I take full responsibility for FORCING ALL OF YOU to slave away in my Ministry.

5. I HATE ALL SLYTHERINS!!! I love my spectacles! Would you like MY AUTOGRAPH?
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iii; 22 august. [22 Aug 2009|12:23am]
SLYTHERINS MINUS CRESSWELL
There's been a SLIGHT change of plans. We aren't doing anything to him.
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